"Talibondage," the Bitchin' Babes' timely entry, danced away this year's "Family Values" trophy. Barbie in a Burka, with the de rigeur matching sandals -- and sander.

This hot dog's in traction. All that orthopedic surgery gear, alas, didn't help Glenn Dubler's entry fend off Barbie in a Burka. "Medical Mayhem" looks like a strong contender for the coveted "Wasted Engineering" prize, though...

After a hard day of shreddin' evidence (just one step ahead of the Posse), nothin' calms a cowboy's nerves like a little pure speed. Go ahead on, Gee Dubya!

A perennial favorite in the "Best Dressed" category, the latest incarnation of Richard Dubler's famous (or infamous) "Elvis is King."

A reverse shot of this moving (and I mean, at over 12 feet per second) tribute to "The King." Aloha, Elvis!

YoYo Dyne Propulsion Systems, Inc. at work on their hot contender in the "Modified" class.

A group shot of the Bitchin' Babes in mufti, featuring their newest member, Marley Mae (the Bitchin' Baby). Can't tell the players without a program? Click here.

Everything's moving so fast at these races, it's all just a blur. Or was it the beer? Looking down the track toward the finish line, note the Christmas Tree between the lanes. The Tree is LIVE!

All Things Must Race flyer cover (front and back)

All Things Must Race flyer inside spread

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All Things Must Race poster

Win

 Stelth (a.k.a. Vision Thang)

Glen Gurner / Mike Newby

Fastest

Place

ButtMobile

Dave Wheeler

Faster

Show

Crash Test Barbie

Jim Kenyon

Fast

Win

Al's Evil Twin

Glen Gurner / Mike Newby

Very Fastest!

Place

Mad Max

Maxine (Hey Maxine! What's your last name??) - CMPTRA

Faster Yet

Show

Potential Disaster

Jeff Bell - CMPTRA

Very Fast

Best Dressed

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Wasted Engineering

?

Sorriest Mofo

?

Family Values

Talibondage (a.k.a. Barbie in a Burkha)

The Bitchin' Babes

Rookie of the Year

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