"Talibondage," the Bitchin' Babes' timely entry, danced away this year's "Family Values" trophy. Barbie in a Burka, with the de rigeur matching sandals -- and sander.

This hot dog's in traction. All that orthopedic surgery gear, alas, didn't help Glenn Dubler's entry fend off Barbie in a Burka. "Medical Mayhem" looks like a strong contender for the coveted "Wasted Engineering" prize, though...

After a hard day of shreddin' evidence (just one step ahead of the Posse), nothin' calms a cowboy's nerves like a little pure speed. Go ahead on, Gee Dubya!

A perennial favorite in the "Best Dressed" category, the latest incarnation of Richard Dubler's famous (or infamous) "Elvis is King."

A reverse shot of this moving (and I mean, at over 12 feet per second) tribute to "The King." Aloha, Elvis!

YoYo Dyne Propulsion Systems, Inc. at work on their hot contender in the "Modified" class.

A group shot of the Bitchin' Babes in mufti, featuring their newest member, Marley Mae (the Bitchin' Baby). Can't tell the players without a program? Click here.

Everything's moving so fast at these races, it's all just a blur. Or was it the beer? Looking down the track toward the finish line, note the Christmas Tree between the lanes. The Tree is LIVE!

Mad Cow Round-up flyer cover (front and back)

Mad Cow Round-up flyer inside spread

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Mad Cow Round-up poster

Win

Vision Thang 

Glen Gurner
Mike Newby

Fastest

Place

Spruce Goose 

?

Faster

Show

Rodeo Barbie 

Jim Kenyon

Fast

Win

Al's Evil Twin 

Glen Gurner
Mike Newby

Very Fastest!

Place

Morning Wood 

Brian Spires
Jonah Myerberg
Bill Green

Faster Yet

Show

Mad Max 

Terry Robinson
Pittston, Maine
CMPTRA

Very Fast

Best Dressed

Fatal Case

Glenn Dubler

With orthopaedic surgery implements pinning a fresh T-bone to his sander, Dr. Dubler easily captured "Best Dressed" this year. If we'd had an award for "stark terror," he might have captured that as well...

Bum Steer (a.k.a. "Wasted Engineering")

Miss Steak 

The Bithcin' Babes

A broken drive belt stopped the Babes' brindle piñata in the first heat. A too big replacement belt let them literally smoke the competition in their second heat, but the jerry-built drive train was a one-shot wonder. Better luck next race, girls!

Sorriest Mofo

?

Danecock Racing

Some awards were simply meant to be....

Meat 'n Potatoes

Custom Deluxe

Dave and Henry Kenyon

For pure reliability, you can hardly beat this match-up!

Rookie of the Year

Pasture Patty

?

A touching tale (tail?) related to Global Warming? How could the judges resist such an appeal on so many fronts? They couldn't, of course....

"Holy Cow" (a.k.a. Lifetime Acheivement Award)

Elvis is King

Richard Dubler

Richard brought five years worth of Elvis-themed sanders to this race, and not one person could resist the lure of The King in all his glory. Well Done, Richard!